*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*
(Source: baboushkat, via fuckyeahfoodninja)
Couldn’t be this tall please?
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ok ice cubes are fucking badass i mean they float around in their own blood
(via an-erect-penis)
Nothing sexier than a man who knows exactly what he wants..
yepp
(Source: justemanuell, via lovesexandsuicide)
| Rape Culture: | If a woman drinks alcohol and gets raped, it's partially her fault. If you don't want to get raped, you shouldn't be drinking. |
| Men at bars: | Can I buy you a drink? |
| Me: | No thanks. |
| Men at bars: | What the fuck, why not? Come on. Come ON, let me buy you some alcohol. God, I was being nice. Why would you turn down my generous offer? I guess chivalry really is dead. What a bitch. |
Last night I dreamt of sexytime, whilst eating the worlds best chicken salad sandwich, taking acid and living in a charity shop/museum/apartment combo.
How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you
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