I will love you if I never see you again. And I will love you if I see you every Tuesday.

yer-a-wizard-castiel:

becoming a parent means being the one to get the wasp out of the room and idk if i’m prepared to do that

(Source: nerdygabriel, via fuckyeahfoodninja)

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mammamoon:

DO YOU EVER WONDER WHY YOU HAVE SUCH A STRONG URGE TO SQUEEZE THINGS BECAUSE THEY’RE CUTE

there was an article about it and it said there is nothing to satisfy how you feel about the thing being so cute so the natural human urge is to kill it so it will stop being cute

(via cosmic-nine-year-old)

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giveamanagame:

captainjamestklrk:

MY BIRD IS SITTING IN THE TOP CORNER OF HER CAGE CALLING MY DOG’S NAME AND ASKING IF HE WANTS A TREAT AND IF HE WANTS TO GO TO OUTSIDE AND HE’S TOO STUPID TO REALIZE IT’S HER SO EVERYTIME SHE SAYS SOMETHING HE LOOKS AT ME LIKE

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SHE LAUGHS EVERYTIME TOO AND NOW HE’S JUMPING ON ME AND BARKING AND GETTING MAD AT ME LIKE OLIVER TURN AROUND AND LOOK IN THAT HUGE ASS CAGE AND BEG HER FOR A FUCKING TREAT OR SOMETHING. 

your bird is an asshole

(via cosmic-nine-year-old)

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butthorn:

I just attended the best passion of the Christ play. As they were “nailing” Jesus to the cross the entire thing broke. No one knew what to do and it got quiet. Finally one of the guards on stage said “You get out of it this time Jesus”

(via fuckyeahfoodninja)

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1 day ago

australiansanta:

a fun and interesting fact about me is that im a fucking idiot

(via cosmic-nine-year-old)

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2 days ago
rubyneptune:

dzolamboto:

oregonfairy:


The tallest statue in the world, Ushiku Daibutsu.

this always gives me chills


Insane.

I wanna visit!!!!

That graph doesn’t actually depict that statue. The largest statue in the world, which is also a Buddha, is actually the Spring Temple Buddha at 420ft. Its still breathtaking though.

rubyneptune:

dzolamboto:

oregonfairy:

The tallest statue in the world, Ushiku Daibutsu.

this always gives me chills

Insane.

I wanna visit!!!!

That graph doesn’t actually depict that statue. The largest statue in the world, which is also a Buddha, is actually the Spring Temple Buddha at 420ft. Its still breathtaking though.

(via cosmic-nine-year-old)

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3 days ago
awwww-cute:

Let him out, came out a minute later to check on him

awwww-cute:

Let him out, came out a minute later to check on him

(via officialbutts)

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