I will love you if I never see you again. And I will love you if I see you every Tuesday.
shutupaubrey:

hi can you direct me to the nearest hospital

shutupaubrey:

hi can you direct me to the nearest hospital

(Source: drunkchan, via officialbutts)

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soullesshusk:

strangersatthemall:

negacrow:

nightmareloki:

newvagabond:

Omfg.

OH MY GOD

Well, that was unexpected.

whAT EVEN IS GOING ON>??

ok I’ve seen this like 8 times on my dash and ignored it but now I finally watched it because I was like “okay this has to be SOMETHING good because everyone I fucking follow is reblogging it”

I was not fucking let down at all.

(Source: wanderingcynic, via fuckyeahfoodninja)

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14 hours ago
helainetieu:

helainetieu:

I move in five days! Instagram - @HelaineRose

Three days away!

helainetieu:

helainetieu:

I move in five days!
Instagram - @HelaineRose

Three days away!

(via helainerose)

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bombing:

noseblow:

bombing:

i’m on a seafood diet. i only eat seafood

that’s not how the joke goes lmao

do my weight loss goals seem like a fucking joke to you

(via the-lonely-scottish-guy)

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2 days ago

officialvoid:

pemsylvania:

inappropriate places to fall asleep. go.

insomniacs support group

(via cosmic-nine-year-old)

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2 days ago

shavingryansprivates:

jrdyn:

shavingryansprivates:

s cience tumblr why the hoobly boobly

Tectonic plates

thank You

(via officialwhitegirls)

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3 days ago

vinegod:

When you can’t get over a fictional death… by Jerry Purpdrank

(via fuckyeahfoodninja)

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4 days ago

jerkidiot:

my mom always throws old clothes that she has nothing to do with in my closet, and whenever i call her out on it, she says “i have never done that, all of the clothes in your closet are yours”

image

are you sure mom

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are you sure these are my clothes

(via fuckyeahfoodninja)

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